A James Blish Fix-Up

Book Review

After reading A.E. van Vogt’s fix-up novel Mission to the Stars, I was still in the mood for some classic science fiction, but I hoped for something of higher literary quality. Matt of Bookpilled has described James Blish as one of the most erudite science fiction authors, so I looked for any award-winning works by him.

Two Types of Awards

The two big science fiction awards are the Hugos and Nebulas. Since the 1950s, the World Science Fiction Society has given out Hugo Awards each year in various categories for the best works in the genre published in the previous year. There are now Hugos in over a dozen categories, with the best novel, novella, and short stories being the most prominent. Since they are awarded based on popular votes by fans, they reflect the popularity of various works.

Hugo and Nebula Awards
The two major science fiction awards are the Hugos and the Nebulas
Science Fiction Hall of Fame

They are named after the Golden Age publisher and editor Hugo Gernsback. Although he was certainly one of the fathers of the genre, he was also a shady businessman who did not treat authors well. So it is not surprising that the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers Association (SFWA) chose, in 1966, to establish their own Nebula awards, which are peer-based authorial awards that emphasize literary quality.

There is considerable overlap where some works win both the Hugo and the Nebula in their category. For example, over the past 59 years, 26 novels have won both the Hugo and the Nebula, starting with Frank Herbert’s Dune and extending to notable works like Ursula K. Le Guin’s The Left Hand of Darkness, Larry Niven’s Ringworld, and William Gibson’s Neuromancer.

Of course there were many works published before those awards began, and back when I was in high school I read The Science Fiction Hall of Fame, Volume One, 1929-1964, a 1970 anthology of 26 classic science fiction short stories selected by the SFWA to honor works predating the Nebulas.

Young James Blish

One of those stories was “Surface Tension” by James Blish, which originally appeared in the August 1952 edition of Galaxy Science Fiction, although I frankly don’t remember that tale of a crew of human colonists who crash-land on a planet and genetically engineer a race of microscopic aquatic humanoids to colonize a landmass covered in shallow puddles of water. Its selection reflects that fellow authors did respect some of his work.

Blish and Star Trek

However, Blish is best known for work which pleased him the least: a dozen books that novelized most of the episodes of the original series of the Star Trek television show. I have owned 11 of those collections for decades, but I quickly gave up on them once I realized they were based on draft teleplays and thus often have significant differences from the broadcast episodes. Blish did the first ones without ever having seen an episode, and that hampered the tonal alignment of the early volumes with the actual show.

The only one which I recall reading was the adaptation of Spock’s Brain in Star Trek 8, and I was pleasantly surprised how that silly episode read much better on the page, as a humorous sendup of pulp science fiction, than the off-putting episode itself played. If the direction for the actors had them playing their roles more broadly, to bring out the humor in it, that might have salvaged the premiere episode of the show’s compromised third season, but the reality was that the Bright Knight Batman series of 1966-1968 handled camp far better.

Star Trek 1-6
James Blish adapted Star Trek draft teleplays in his first six collections

Blish had studied microbiology at Rutgers, and he authored short stories throughout the genre’s Golden Age. Along with Asimov, Pohl, Wollheim, Kornbluth, Knight, and Merril, he was one of the Futurians, an influential group of science fiction fans, writers, and editors. He married fellow Futurian Virginia Kidd in 1947.

James Blish when he was older
Smoking probably killed Blish a decade early or more

Blish adapted to the decline of science fiction pulp magazines by pivoting to novels, fix-ups, and literary criticism. To make ends meet, he worked for the Tobacco Institute as a writer and critic from 1962 to 1968. He and Kidd divorced in 1963, and the next year he married artist J.A. Lawrence and moved to England.

While he generally despised tie-ins, the Star Trek adaptations, at $2,000 per volume, provided Blish financial stability. However, Blish’s willingness to write for the tobacco lobby not only dovetailed with his smoking, but also with him developing lung cancer in his early 50s. As his health declined, his second wife, along with her mother, assisted with the adaptations after Star Trek 6. So I’m not sure how much Blish’s background as a Golden Age writer assisted with bringing out the pulp fiction send-up that was Spock’s Brain in Star Trek 8.

Star Trek 7-12
Later Star Trek episode adaptations were sometimes handled by his wife, J.A. Lawrence

Blish did, however, write the first independent adult novel based on the television show. 1970’s Spock Must Die! earned him a $3,000 advance. I read it decades ago, and I disliked it, finding it did not meld well (pun intended) with the series, which by then had been cancelled. Blish was so done with Star Trek by 1974 that he did not write any of Star Trek 10. Fellow Futurian and Bantam editor Fred Pohl was unaware of Lawrence’s contributions until sometime in 1973, and Star Trek 12 of 1977, published after Blish’s death in 1975 at age 54, was co-credited with her.

J. Scott Phillips did a nice overview of the great cover art for Blish’s Star Trek adaptations, and he also reflected on Blish’s standalone Star Trek novel.

After Such Knowledge

Although nominated a few times, Blish never won a Nebula, but A Case of Conscience won a Hugo for best novel. It was an expansion of a novella which later won a Retro-Hugo.

Blish identified as an agnostic, but he was still profoundly interested in theology. That motivated him to write multiple novellas and one full-length novel with religious themes, which were later packaged as After Such Knowledge, consisting of the A Case of Conscience in novel form, the sequential novellas of Black Easter and The Day After Judgment, and the historical novel Doctor Mirabilis.

The inherent friction between the scientific method and religious faith have led to several interesting works. Notable examples include Walter Miller’s A Canticle for Leibowitz and Frank Herbert’s Dune. When I was young, I read Arthur C. Clarke’s classic novel Childhood’s End, in which alien contact brings about a peaceful utopia and a consequent collapse of human religions. That made sense to Clarke, an outspoken atheist, but I was unable to suspend my disbelief and accept, despite my alignment with many of Clarke’s philosophies, that religions would collapse in the face of logic, contrary physical evidence, or an idyllic existence. Since religions rely on unprovable, supernatural, and often scientifically contradictory claims and have proved adaptable across centuries, I expect some of them to continue to exist, even as their scope waxes and wanes. Several old religions have lost all of their believers, but about three out of four people worldwide identify with a religious group.

Some years ago, I enjoyed the mix of science fiction and religion in Dan Simmons’ Hyperion Cantos novels, with their cruciform parasites which become essential to interstellar travel. The Catholic Church becomes a dominant force in that series, and it certainly figured in Blish’s After Such Knowledge works.

I purchased a used mass market paperback of After Such Knowledge, but it was too thick, even with small text, for my comfortable use. I’ve been spoiled by Kindles, and while I could readily purchase Kindle editions of Black Easter, The Day After Judgment, and the novel-length expansion of A Case of Conscience, I could only find a PDF of Doctor Mirabilis from a questionable source.

So I gritted my teeth and began reading Doctor Mirabilis in the mass market paperback. It dropped me into Oxford, England in 1231 in the company of Roger Bacon, and I read the first of its sixteen chapters and then abandoned the work.

I wasn’t in the mood to be embedded in medieval England in a historical novel with no science fiction elements. Yes, I loved Umberto Eco’s The Name of the Rose, set in a fictional Italian monastery in 1327, but that was a historical murder mystery with a protagonist who was a mix of Sherlock Holmes and the Franciscan friar and philosopher William of Ockham. I also enjoyed the many Brother Cadfael novels by Ellis Peters, with a mystery-solving monk. However, what Blish was offering was the life of a real-world Franciscan friar who was caught up in political intrigue and battled the Franciscan Order for freedom to study, possibly leading to temporary imprisonment. Er, no thanks, and I’m not surprised that work has no Kindle edition.

I didn’t abandon the entire effort, however, as Matt of Bookpilled had greatly enjoyed the other three works, and A Case of Conscience had won a Hugo. So I took that up next in its Kindle edition.

A Case of Conscience

Book One of the novel was the original A Case of Conscience novella that first appeared in the September 1953 issue of If magazine and received a Retro-Hugo in 2004.

A Case of Conscience original novella in If magazine
The original novella appeared in the September 1953 issue of If

It started strong, with a Jesuit biologist helping treat a physicist during their first contact stay on a world populated by tall intelligent reptiles. I immediately noticed striking similarities between Blish’s reptile Lithians and Becky Chambers’ Aandrisk reptiles in her Wayfarer series published 60 years later. At first, the novella drew me in with its world-building, but all too soon it devolved into a talk-fest.

Four human characters spent page after page debating their verdict on opening the planet to human contact. The Jesuit could not help but filter his recommendation through his faith, with differences from current Catholic faith explained as reflecting fictional future doctrines. The Jesuit recommends a quarantine, as he concludes the planet is a trap created by Satan to cast doubt on Earthly religious faith. I admired how the story confronted the real-world issues that geocentric religions would face if intelligent aliens made contact, but I found the long discussion among the scientists a bit stultifying, and their verbal dialogue did not seem realistic. Most importantly, I could not suspend my disbelief to accept a race of beings who live without crime, conflict, ignorance, or want.

The Fix-Up

Blish later added a novella-length addition to create the novel version of A Case of Conscience, which won the Hugo back in 1959. Book Two dealt with an immature Lithian who was sent back to Earth with the human contact team. Multiple reviewers thought Book Two was weaker than Book One, but I found the opening chapters of it quite interesting. First you are in the mind of the young Lithian, and then you are taken through a sybaritic party which reminded me of an amplification of the crazy party in Midnight Cowboy. Its intensity struck me, as an introvert, as a segue into social horror, with a considerable amount of sardonic humor.

Blish built out, back in the 1950s, a very different future Earth of 2050 than what I expect as someone living in 2026. His projection of a “Shelter Race”, in which nations invested heavily in underground cities as a defense against thermonuclear war, reflected the fallout shelter craze of his era. It made me want to listen to Donald Fagen’s New Frontier.

The novel ended with the young alien making use of commercial telecasts to incite social unrest. Heinlein’s bizarre Stranger in a Strange Land came to mind, and not in a good way. I did not find Book Two of Blish’s novel any more believable, and it suffered mightily from providing paltry explanations of the alien’s personality and motivations.

As with so many classic science fiction stories, characterization in general was sorely lacking, especially for the few female characters. While the novel had some interesting ideas, the execution was poor, and I’m dreadfully tired of dystopias, as I’m living in the prolonged childhood of one here in Joklahoma.

I would much rather read classic and more optimistic tales of Known Space by Larry Niven or David Brin’s Uplift Saga. That desire already led me to start Becky Chambers’ Wayfarer series, Google Gemini has recommended Lois McMaster Bujold’s Vorkosigan Saga, and I know that I should try reading an Andy Weir novel.

A Case of Conscience was rated the 11,698th Greatest Book of All Time, with Black Easter coming in higher at 3,281th and The Day After Judgement at 3,531st. The only other Blish book ranked in that meta-rating system was Cities in Flight at 15,574th. The higher ratings for the other two works in the After Such Knowledge collection did not convince me to read them, however, as they are more in the realm of fantasy, horror, and the occult than science fiction, and if I were going to read horror, I already have on my Kindle The Possession of Alba Díaz by Isabel Cañas, and for fantasy I might try Roger Zelazny’s Lord of Light, which won the Hugo and was nominated for the Nebula, since he wrote that to be interpreted as either science fiction or fantasy.

I doubt I’ll read any more of Blish, and he left me needing the comfort of an author who could deftly sketch characters and craft a believable mise-en-scène, so I jumped into Wildfire at Midnight, Mary Stewart’s second short tale of romance suspense.

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van Vogt’s Fix-Ups

In my younger days, I was an avid reader of science fiction, and long ago I documented my favorites. One Golden Age author whose name was familiar to me was A.E. van Vogt, born Alfred Vogt in a tiny Russian Mennonite community in Manitoba back in 1912.

In the 1940s, he wrote science fiction short stories for magazines with a narrative style that was sometimes fragmented and bizarre, claiming many of his ideas came from dreams.

Vogt’s predilections were wildly different from my own. He valued inductive reasoning, monarchies, and ran a pseudoscientific Dianetics center in the 1950s, although he rejected the mystical grift of Hubbard’s Scientology.

His decade-long involvement with Dianetics curtailed his writing, with him inventing the “fix-up” novel in which he patched together multiple previously published stories, sometimes creating new interstitial text to bridge narrative gaps. Three of those were significant enough to enter my consciousness as influences on later authors.

The Weapon Shops of Isher

The Weapon Shop from 1942
The unusual story in the December 1942 issue of Astounding Science Fiction, illustrated by William A. Kolliker

In June 2024, I read this 1951 fix-up of three earlier works:

I had read The Weapon Shop over 40 years earlier since it was included in the 1970 anthology The Science Fiction Hall of Fame, Volume One, 1929-1964. I had only the vaguest recollection of that story, so when I discovered it had been incorporated into a fix-up novel, I took that on.

I found the novel a strange, naive, pulpish, and disjointed mess with its bizarre Empress Innelda Isher reminding me at times of Suzerain Cleolanta of the laughable Rocky Jones, Space Ranger television serial of 1953. I still liked elements of the 1942 story, but the others did not impress me, and the switches in lead character were off-putting.

The unevenness in van Vogt’s fix-ups was a feature, not a shortcoming, to some readers. Later science fiction author Philip K. Dick, whose works inspired several terrific movies, commented about one of the fix-ups: “All the parts of that book did not add up; all the ingredients did not make a coherency. Now some people are put off by that. They think that’s sloppy and wrong, but the thing that fascinated me so much was that this resembled reality more than anybody else’s writing inside or outside science fiction.”

I could sense some of what Dick had liked, but I also sympathized with critic Damon Knight, who in an essay denigrated van Vogt as a “Cosmic Jerrybuilder” and correctly noted, “You can at least be sure that a van Vogt character will never break down into sentimental altruism at a crucial moment; his villains are thoroughgoing bastards, and so are his heroes.”

Mixed Men

I had my doubts about reading more of van Vogt after that. However, in November 2025, Matt of Bookpilled released a Patreon video review of Mission to the Stars of 1955, also published as The Mixed Men in 1952. It was one of the first of the fix-ups, and combined three short stories with some new linking material.

Mission to the Stars paperback
My smelly copy

It was an old-school space opera, thankfully in a far more compact form than would become the norm decades later. Matt credited it as a smarter book than he had expected, crammed with inventive ideas. He described it as a serious, if wacky, work, describing van Vogt’s weirdness as “uncalculated” and “unstudied”. His description of the plot was intriguing enough for me to seek out the book.

There is an eBook version at archive.org, but I seldom enjoy reading full novels with that service. So I purchased a 1950s pulp paperback version from a used book dealer in Siloam Springs, Arkansas. It cost me nothing, as I used accumulated Amazon Rewards Points. I’ll admit it was somewhat nostalgic to use my book clip again on an old mass market paperback, a format that has died out. And yes, the cheap pulp paper in that paperback reeked from the breakdown of its lignin and overall acid hydrolysis.

Book clip and prologue
I used my book clip on the old mass market paperback

The Prologue, which was really Concealment, grabbed my attention. Below I show the original short story text, with strikethroughs and [bracketed additions] detailing the changes made in the fix-up:

The Earth ship came so swiftly around the planetless Gisser sun that the alarm system in the meteorite weather station had no time to react. The great machine [ship] was already visible [as a streak of light on the observation screen] when Watcher grew aware of it. Alarms must have blared [been activated] in the ship, too [also], for it [the moving point of brightness] slowed noticeably and, [evidently] still braking, disappeared [made a wide turn]. Now it was coming back, creeping along [creeping slowly back], obviously trying to locate the small object that had affected its energy screens.

[As it came within eye range,] It loomed vast in the glare of the distant, yellow-white sun, bigger even at this distance than anything ever seen by the Fifty Suns. [It seemed] a very hell ship out of remote space, a monster from a semi-mythical world, [and —though a newer model—] instantly recognizable from the descriptions in the history books as a battleship of Imperial Earth. Dire had been the warnings in the his­tories of what would happen someday—and here it was.

He knew his duty. There was a warning, the age-long dreaded warning, to send to the Fifty Suns by the non-directional subspace radio; and he had to make sure [that] nothing telltale remained of [at] the sta­tion. There was no fire. As the overloaded atomic engines dissolved, the massive building that had been a weather substation simply fell into its component elements.

Watcher made no attempt to escape. His brain, with its knowl­edge, must not be tapped. He felt a brief, blinding spasm of pain as the energy tore him to atoms.

Renowned science fiction magazine editor John W. Campbell once wrote of van Vogt: “The son-of-a-gun gets hold of you in the first paragraph, ties a knot around you, and keeps it tied in every paragraph thereafter—including the ultimate last one.”

The newer bridging material in chapters 1-7 was interesting, albeit often ridiculous with minimal characterization. Technology tens of thousands of years from now is hard to judge, but I rolled my eyes at the absurdity of a protein mutation allowing some people to control the minds of others. Then again, when I was a kid watching Star Trek, Mr. Spock’s Vulcan mind melds didn’t particularly bother me, although they were almost as preposterous.

I did like how van Vogt used mutations caused by a matter transporter as the basis for his three types of human mutants, oddly called robots, who had taken refuge 15,000 years earlier in one of the Magellanic Clouds. I also appreciated his portrayal of the difficulty of locating inhabited planets there, even with a ship capable of travelling a light year of distance in a mere minute, and how both the female Grand Captain of an immense space ship and the male hereditary leader of the “Mixed Men” mutants each faced challenges to their leadership.

Paul Orban‘s illustration for The Storm in the October 1943 issue of Astounding Science Fiction

The Storm segment was interesting in its portrayal of the Earth ship’s various protective mechanisms, and although a planetbound interlude slowed the pace, that also provided additional depth to the book’s most interesting character, Grand Commander Lady Laurr.

I agreed with Matt of Bookpilled that the first half of the book was stronger, but the entire book felt choppy, with plenty of clever ideas with only skeletal outlines. There was often little meat, let alone fat, on the bones.

In 1984, David Hartwell wrote: “No one has taken van Vogt seriously as a writer for a long time. Yet he has been read and still is. What no one seems to have noticed is that van Vogt, more than any other single SF writer, is the conduit through which the energy of Gernsbackian, primitive wonder stories have been transmitted through the Campbellian age, when earlier styles of SF were otherwise rejected, and on into SF of the present.”

I would certainly rather read some of van Vogt’s nonsense over the earlier drivel of E.E. “Doc” Smith, who is considered a founding father of space opera. After abandoning the The Skylark of Space, the only Smith work I would consider reading is Spacehounds of IPC, said to be his most realistic work.

The Voyage of the Space Beagle

This fix-up is sometimes mentioned, alongside the movie Forbidden Planet, as an influence on the original series of Star Trek. It was a 1950 assemblage of four short stories:

I love the videos by J. Scott Phillips in which he shares classic works and delves into associated artwork such as book covers and illustrations. He took a look at Black Destroyer, which was published at the start of science fiction’s Golden Age, and was clearly an influence on the first episode of Star Trek that was broadcast, The Man Trap.

J. Scott Phillips also looked at Discord in Scarlet, which was obviously an influence on the movie Alien.

I wasn’t surprised that J. Scott Phillips found Black Destroyer had some good ideas but suffered from disjointed writing. That fits the pattern I had observed with the Weapons Shop and Mixed Men fix-ups. I wasn’t sufficiently interested in the ideas van Vogt might share in The Voyage of the Space Beagle to put up with his limitations as a writer.

If I ever want to read more van Vogt, I will try to remember to stick with his original short stories and avoid the fix-ups. My next sci-fi read was called a fix-up, but the author actually wrote a new novella as a sequel to an original one in James Blish’s A Case of Conscience.

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Mr. Fix-It and the GE Ice Maker

Home appliance repairs are hardly my forte, but I have successfully replaced motors in bathroom fans, done minor repairs to our furnace, oven, and a washing machine, and managed to replace home thermostats and install a doorbell camera. Living on Oklahoma public school educator incomes in a home that is 45 years old has provided such opportunities.

When Zeus zapped the television, I didn’t bother trying to open up the back of the unit and check its electronics; I just recycled it and bought a new one. My lack of ambition on that issue led me to attempt to redeem myself on another that had plagued Meador Manor for weeks: the noisy ice maker in our refrigerator.

Magic Touch ice cube trays advertisement

I grew up in a household that used ice, sometimes coming from an ice maker but also sometimes frozen manually in trays. I remember Magic Touch aluminum trays with the lever and interconnected flexing dividers, produced by a division of General Motors in the late 1940s to 1960s. Ed Roberts patented that gimmick, which sort of worked but I suspected was also designed to teach homeowners some cold, hard truths about the conservation of happiness.

Then along came plastic and silicone trays you flexed to release at least some of their cubes, pills, or shards of frozen dihydrogen monoxide. The automatic ice makers for the home were offered by the Servel company around 1953, producing crescent-shaped ice cubes from a metal mold. In 1965, Frigidaire introduced ice makers that dispensed from the front of the freezer door.

ice cube types
Types of ice cubes [Source]

When I was single, I didn’t run the ice makers in my refrigerators, relying on cold cans of soda, and I only had ice at restaurants. However, Wendy likes to drink filtered water with ice chunks in it, and that brought me back to the ice follies.

Wendy didn’t care for the large ice cubes our previous refrigerator produced, so for several years she used a countertop ice maker that produced hollow bullets. I also bought her one that made crushed or pellet ice, known in Oklahoma as Sonic Ice, but that melted too fast in the insulated container she carries around the house, so she gave that away.

It was a hassle for her to spend time filling the countertop maker with filtered water and steadily collecting its bullets in bags and trays for later use. Years back, we stayed overnight with friends out of state who had a refrigerator with in-the-door water and ice dispensers. Wendy loved that, so I consulted Consumer Reports and bought a new General Electric GSS23GMKKCES side-by-side refrigerator with in-the-door water and ice dispensers.

Our narrow galley kitchen meant that the narrower doors on the appliance were an improvement over the wide ones of the previous freezer-on-top unit. However, the refrigerator slot between the wall and the 1981 counter and cabinetry in the kitchen forced me to special order a 33″-wide model since the usual 36″ one couldn’t fit our space.

Side-by-sides already have limited freezer space, and the narrower model exacerbated the issue enough for me to buy a quiet three cubic foot upright freezer that we placed in the dining area.

The Ice Auger

Over the past 6.5 years, the ice auger has failed twice. The ice collects in a bucket on a shelf in the freezer above the door dispenser. A motor spins a plastic auger in the bucket that shoves the ice along. If you have it in crushed ice mode, that engages spinning chopping blades at the end of the auger where the ice drains out a hole in the door.

Wendy noticed chunks of plastic in her ice one day, which turned out to be parts of the auger that had broken away. I bought a new bucket and auger assembly from GE in September 2023 for a ridiculous $250. That lasted for less than two years before it was taking forever to get ice to come out crushed from the dispenser. I figured the second auger had partially failed in some fashion, so I bought another assembly for $220 plus a spare to have on hand.

Ice bucket and auger
Ice bucket and auger

I could have tried just replacing the auger itself, but I know my handyman limitations, so I took the easy way out. At that point I had spent over 40% of the cost of the entire refrigerator on three bucket and auger assemblies.

That meant that I was anything but thrilled when the ice maker started making Woody Woodpecker noises. Not the annoying laugh, but a loud tap-tap-tap that would continue off and on for several minutes each hour.

ice maker
Ice maker

It still produced plenty of ice, and the third auger was still working. I examined the unit, discovering that water pours into a small trough attached to the back of the ice maker to flow into the freezing mold, with a motorized mechanism that lifts the resulting frozen crescents out to drop into the bucket. It sounded to me like the teeth on the gears turned by the ejector motor were slipping.

I tried using a blow dryer on the ice maker in case there was some ice jammed somewhere in the mechanism, and then I turned it off for 15 seconds, turned it back on, and quickly toggled the plastic shutoff arm back and forth three times to initiate a “harvest cycle”, but nothing improved. Tugging on the ejector arm rotated by the motor didn’t help, either.

I let the thing tap and click away for weeks, avoiding insanity because it wasn’t continuous, plus I was still away at work much of the time. However, in a few weeks I would be retiring from my office, and that infernal noise would be with me on weekdays, not just evenings and weekends. It was time for action…so I checked for recommendations and pricing on an entirely new refrigerator.

I didn’t really intend to go buy a new refrigerator, but seeing that cost, and the limited options given our priorities and space, helped me deal with the expense of buying a new ice maker unit. Thankfully, since it is used in many different models, I could get it for $136, or about 3/5 of the cost of a bucket and auger assembly.

GE Appliances said that the WR30X28695 ice maker in our fridge had been superseded by the WR30X35285, which I ordered via Amazon. A YouTube video by Keith of Appliance Factory & Mattress Kingdom assured me that I could handle installing the replacement unit.

Another video by Fix.com was a closer match to our model and provided further reassurance.

I had to unscrew the auger motor assembly to lay that down and thus gain access to the wiring harness for the ice maker. I turned the ice maker off and then unplugged the harness, and then I removed the two screws on the ice maker’s mounting brackets. I couldn’t just loosen them and slide out the ice maker, as shown in one video, because our extra-narrow model had too tight a fit. In fact, I also had to take out a screw from one of the ice bucket rails and rotate the rail downward to gain enough clearance to just barely squeeze the ice maker out of the freezer compartment.

I took the water trough off the back of the old ice maker and put it on the replacement, installed that in the freezer, and put everything back together. I’ll admit that some mounting screws slipped out and had to be located in the freezer compartment or on the kitchen floor multiple times during my anything-but-handy work, but I did finally get everything put back together.

I was so confident in my repair that I didn’t wait overnight for the new ice maker to cool down enough to actually make some ice. I just chucked Woody Woodpecker into the trash bin and hoped for the best. I was relieved the next morning to find the new ice maker quietly working.

I’m so happy I might just put a glass up to the outside of the freezer door and enjoy some cool filtered water with crushed ice.

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Zeus Zapped the TV

Boom! The thunderous crash seemed to coincide with the brilliant flash of light outside the back bedroom window around 9:30 p.m. on April Fool’s Day of 2026. A lightning bolt had struck quite near Meador Manor.

Google Nest Hub Display with internet error message
Our internet service was out for over 10 hours

The cable modem lost its connection for over ten hours, but I made do using my iPhone as a hotspot for my iPad to complete my morning aerobics with a 1990 recording of Everyday Workout on YouTube.

By 8:30 a.m. the following morning, everything seemed normal. That was Good Friday, and I took a break from my workday morning aerobics. So I didn’t try to use the television until the following Monday…yeah, we just don’t use it much.

You’re Grounded!

Three months earlier, I had replaced the antenna on the roof to restore broadcast television to Meador Manor. In the process, I had checked that that the grounding wire from the mast still led down to an old ground block for the antenna’s coaxial cable and from there on to a grounding rod I had pounded into the earth over thirty years back. While that prevented the lightning bolt from striking our antenna, it still left the television vulnerable to a nearby strike.

For the first time in 31 years, Zeus threw a bolt so close to the house that it charged the ground enough to create a large potential difference between the grounding rod for the antenna and the grounding rod for our home’s electrical service. That zapped the electronics in the television.

I had purchased that television in 2017 for $1,600. So that worked out to about 50 cents per day for the 8.5 years between its installation and its demise. I immediately decided to buy a replacement, and I took the broken one to the annual Operation Clean House recycling event in mid-April.

Sunk Cost Fallacy

Before installing a new television, it was time for me to make a decision about the antenna. I wasn’t willing to have the new set zapped by a stray bolt, so I either needed to a) bond the antenna’s grounding with Meador Manor’s main electrical ground, which is a considerable distance around the house from there, b) only hook up the antenna lead if and when we want to watch broadcast signals and there are no thunderstorms, or c) take down the antenna and do without over-the-air reception.

The sunk cost fallacy of having already invested in a new television antenna led me to give serious thought to using 6-gauge solid copper wire, bronze connectors, and lightning arresters to upgrade the grounding system. I went so far as to order the necessary equipment from Amazon.

Grounding equipment
The various items I ordered to rework the grounding on the antenna

But the more I thought about it, the less that made sense for us. It had been two months since I had installed the replacement antenna and booster, restoring access to dozens of channels. They had not only been available on the television but also on our iPads via the HDHomeRun appliance. Yet we had not watched anything, save for a single rerun of The Adventures of Superman I had recorded and watched with the HDHomeRun as a test.

I wasn’t looking forward to running a bunch of new copper wiring around the perimeter of the house to bond the two grounds, and some home improvements planned for later this year would require taking down the chimney-mounted antenna for awhile anyway and might render the antenna ground rod unusable in its current location.

It would be simpler to just rely on the cable modem’s internet service for the television. When weather or some other failure takes that offline, we can still use our iPhone hotspots for cellular access to Tulsa news broadcasts on the iPhones and/or iPads, and we have our battery-powered weather radio in our tornado warning closet to listen to KWON.

Wendy agreed to my returning the grounding equipment and disconnecting the antenna’s coaxial cable from the signal booster. I unplugged the booster’s power, and someday the antenna will come down for good.

I’ll confess to being a bit sad at giving up on over-the-air broadcasts, but I realize that for the past decade, less than one-third of U.S. households have had antenna reception, and in 2025 TVTech shared how antennas were used by less than 1/5 of the overall population. I finally capitulated to Zeus and technological evolution.

Zeus in Fantasia
Zeus in Fantasia‘s Pastoral Symphony

The LG OLED Is Dead; Long Live the LG OLED!

I always liked the 55″ LG television with its organic light-emitting diodes (OLED) providing high contrast and wide viewing angles. Reviews said that OLED still offered superior picture quality to even quantum dot light emitting diode (QLED) sets, and Consumer Reports and other sites highly recommended OLED units from LG or Samsung.

2017 TV with 2025 soundbar
Our 2017 television, back when it still worked, with the 2025 sound system

I wasn’t interested in anything larger than our existing 55″ unit, given our seating distance and the scale of the living room, and a glance at Samsung’s Tizen Smart TV operating system put me off that. Another push toward getting another LG set was my replacement of the old surround system with one from LG in September 2025.

So I wound up just buying another 55″ LG OLED. I avoided a $2,000 2026 model and an extra-bright 2025 model costing $1,900. I bought a more cost effective 2025 model, the OLED55C5PUA, for $1,200, with peak brightness that still exceeds that of our 2017 set.

The New TV

The 2017 and 2025 televisions look nearly identical from the front, although the base, mostly hidden behind the soundbar, has changed and the electronics on the back of the panel are now more compact and covered in black plastic rather than white.

Setting up the new television went fine. I didn’t need to consult the on-screen help much, except to see what the different buttons on the remote control did, and I didn’t look at the online user manual, let alone the ugly and very limited print manual available on their website.

I noticed that the new Magic Remote had fewer buttons, reflecting the ongoing loss of market share for broadcast and cable channels to streaming services. The new one lacks a number pad, an input source button, and mute button, but tripled the number of buttons dedicated to various streaming services…and we only have an account for one of the five that paid LG for that placement.

2017 and 2025 Magic Remotes LG OLED televisions
The 2017 and 2025 Magic Remotes

I configured the Amazon Prime Video and YouTube apps on the television. I tried the new voice control/AI, but it was sluggish. A new Home Hub feature integrates not just with LG equipment but also Google Home. However, while it gave access to the smart lights and switches and Google Nest Hubs, it did not link up with our Nest cameras.

So I plugged my 2018 Google Chromecast Ultra dongle into one of the television’s HDMI ports, and checked that the Google Home mini sitting on the cabinet behind the soundbar could turn on the television via voice command. However, the Google devices refused to show our Nest camera video feeds. As so often happens, the “smart” home devices turned out to be rather stupid.

2025 OLED TV showing screensaver

The television’s picture quality was great, although I could tell it was adjusting the color tone a few seconds after some menus were displayed. There are various settings for different picture modes with automatic adjustments, and I authorized it to use various settings with certain sources that are supposed to provide a more accurate picture. Over time I’ll see if movies viewed on the UHD 4K Blu-Ray player and various streaming services look okay.

LG Always Ready feature
This unattractive Always Ready display could show the time, date, and weather, but it also insisted on showing sports info

I tried the Always Ready feature, which can display graphics or information when the television is not in active use, much like a Google Home Hub Display. The default graphics were not impressive, others required a ridiculously pricey subscription, and the informational display choice could show the time, date, and weather, but it also insisted on showing sports information which does not interest me one bit. I could program the Sports app to only show upcoming OKC Thunder games, rather than random sporting events, but I don’t care about those, either. I decided to save energy and avoid distractions by turning Always Ready back off.

Regional Programming

Losing the antenna meant that I wanted a convenient way to still watch OETA, Oklahoma’s public television network, and see newscasts from Tulsa television stations in case of severe weather or other emergencies. I knew I could get apps for those on our 2018 Apple TV 4K box, but I first checked out what I could access on the over 400 LG channels that are available on the set.

LG Offerings

I found ABC News Live on IP-120, CBS News 24/7 on IP-122, NBC News NOW on IP-121, CNN Headlines International on IP-125, and Reuters on IP-128, and programmed them along with TODAY All Day on IP-167 into a Favorites group. I also added Local Now Tulsa on IP-157 and KJRH 2 News Oklahoma on IP-156.

There are also free Pluto TV channels dedicated to reruns in the genres of action, romance, comedy, horror, westerns, and crime dramas, plus various movie channels. Some channels are dedicated to reruns of an old series. Plus I can use the Pluto TV app on the TV, distinct from the LG channels. I’m told there are also lots of free channels and shows available on the Roku and Tubi apps. That means I have oodles of free options, as well as our YouTube Premium and Apple One and Amazon Prime Video subscriptions, to assuage the loss of broadcast TV.

Apple TV

I really wanted easier access to OETA than its website streaming, and I noticed that the TV was willing to install an Apple TV app. I was interested in that since Apple just ended support for the 2015 Apple TV HD boxes, so my 2017 Apple TV 4K box probably has only a couple of years left on it. However, I discovered that while the Apple TV app on the television could do Airplay and provide access to my Apple video purchases and subscription, it did not support third-party apps.

So I hooked the Apple TV 4K box into one of the TV’s HDMI ports and installed the PBS app on it. For convenient access, I also added three regional news apps:

  • 2 News Oklahoma KJRH Tulsa
  • News on 6
  • Fox23 News Tulsa

There is a Tulsa’s Channel 8 app for iOS, but they don’t offer a version for Apple TV. Oh well, I have no use for Sinclair Broadcast Group anyway, which no longer even has a Tulsa news studio.

Our Apple TV apps

So after I retire, if I want to watch something on the TV, thanks to the Apple TV, the LG channels, as well as the YouTube, Amazon Prime, Pluto, Roku, and Tubi apps, I’ll have more options than Carter has pills, even without a rooftop antenna.

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Reading & Watching Rinehart

Book Review

American mystery author Mary Roberts Rinehart was described as our version of Agatha Christie. Some years ago I read most of Christie’s 66 detective novels and various short-story collections, excepting the Tommy & Tuppence ones, and at this point I’ve completed a dozen of Rinehart’s 40-odd novels.

Both Rinehart and Christie once served as nurses. Christie volunteered in the British Red Cross during World War I, becoming a paid dispenser, and again worked in a pharmacy during World War II. Her pharmaceutical knowledge of poisons was incorporated into her mystery novels.

Mary Roberts was born in 1876, fourteen years before Christie, near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. She trained at a hospital’s nursing school, but after graduating, she married Stanley Rinehart, a doctor she had met there, and instead of her pursuing nursing, she invested herself in raising their three sons. The Rineharts lost their savings in a stock market crash in 1903, prompting her to begin writing at age 27 to earn an income. She produced 45 short stories, and in 1907 she wrote The Circular Staircase, which was published in 1908 and would go on to sell 1.25 million copies and spawn four movies and a hit play.

Mary Roberts Rinehart in 1914
Rinehart in 1914

I read that novel in 2020, as my introduction to Rinehart, who would re-use the character of Miss Cornelia Van Gorder in a couple of later novels. Like Christie, Rinehart had some other recurring characters in Leticia “Tish” Carberry and Hilda Adams, but while Christie relied heavily on various recurring detectives, with only about about 1/4 of her output being standalones, the situation was reversed with Rinehart, with 3/4 of her 40-odd novels not featuring recurring characters.

My readings of Rinehart have ranged from her first published novel of 1908 to one from 1945; her final work was published in 1952. Her books are more dated than Christie, often told in first person by a female character with plenty of the “had I but known” foreshadowing that can increase suspense but too often consists of the narrator keeping key pieces of evidence from the police in order to prolong the plot.

The Circular Staircase film ad
Advertisement for the lost 1915 silent movie adaptation

Back in 1915, Rinehart’s first novel, The Circular Staircase, was adapted into a silent film. She didn’t get much for the movie rights, and the film was criticized as following the novel too closely to be properly cinematic. That film is one of many from that era that are lost.

A Comedic Touch

Several of Rinehart’s books were comedies, including the latest I read on my Kindle, When a Man Marries from 1909. Its thin plot reminded me of later situation comedies on television, revolving around a group of rich Edwardians who are quarantined together for a week, with a silly deception meant only to last a few hours stretched to its breaking point by the forced confinement.

Rinehart had first written the novella Seven Days, which was adapted into a three-act play for Broadway. Being unfamiliar with script-writing, Rinehart paired up with the young playwright Avery Hopwood, who at that time had only one produced play to his credit. Their Seven Days play was a hit with 397 performances that allowed its producers to retire, although they came out of retirement in 1920 to produce a couple more Hopwood-Rinehart plays.

Where There's a Will book

Rinehart expanded the Seven Days novella into the later When a Man Marries novel, and I found the connection with the play evident in the staging of various scenes in the novelization. I have a feeling I might have enjoyed the novella, or even the play, more.

If you want some comedy, I found Where There’s a Will from 1912 to be more fun. The later book had a far more relatable narrator and featured eccentric folks populating a faltering health spa. Avoid the lousy Audible version by Deavers; Paula Faye Leinweber does a much better job, while the Kindle version is only a buck and of course there’s a free version at Project Gutenberg.

Audiobooks are a mixed bag for Rinehart, since so much of her work is out of copyright and thus does not offer sufficient profit to attract the most professional narrators and producers. You can get a couple of dozen of her works in text form for free at Project Gutenberg.

Holt, RInehart and Winton publisher logo

Rinehart’s last name will sound familiar to some like me with a teaching background. She later helped her sons, Stanley Jr. and Frederick, co-found the Farrar & Rinehart publishing company, leaving Doubleday to have her works published with them. In 1946, John Farrar left the company to co-found Farrar, Straus & Giroux, and the sons’ firm became Rinehart & Company, which later merged with Henry Holt and Company and the John C. Winston Company to become Holt, Rinehart and Winston, a publisher of countless textbooks.

I’m also impressed that after suffering from breast cancer, which led to a radical mastectomy, Rinehart went public in an interview “I Had Cancer” in Ladies’ Home Journal in 1947, encouraging women to have breast examinations. In 1956, she appeared on Edward R. Murrows’ Person to Person television interview show, although I haven’t located a kinescope of it.

The Bat Beginnings

I decided to explore how Rinehart’s first novel was connected to a later play and its three film adaptations. The success of Seven Days early in her career led Rinehart to collaborate again with Hopwood on a musical version of it, Tumble In, in 1919, and they co-wrote two hit plays that debuted on Broadway in 1920. Spanish Love, an adaptation of a Spanish play, had over 300 performances, but it was overshadowed by the tremendous success of The Bat, which premiered a week later.

Avery Hopwood
Avery Hopwood

In 1916, Rinehart had asked producer Edgar Selwyn whether he thought a mystery play would be successful if it kept the mystery unresolved until the end. He said that could be a hit, and she began working on adapting The Circular Staircase. World War I distracted her, with her serving as a war correspondent for The Saturday Evening Post along the Belgian front, and by the fall of 1918 she had only written the first two acts. She asked Hopwood to help her complete it, finishing The Bat in April 1920, with Rinehart called away moments later when her daughter-in-law went into labor.

Her new granddaughter kept Rinehart away from the reading of the play to producers, as well as its rehearsals and its Broadway debut, although she did attend preview performances. It went on to 867 performances on Broadway through 1922, with six road companies touring it, and then 327 performances in London’s West End.

A novelization, The Bat, appeared in 1926. Although credited to Rinehart and Hopwood, it was actually ghostwritten by Stephen Vincent Benét…yes, the Pulitzer-prizewinning poet of John Brown’s Body and the author of The Devil and Daniel Webster and various other works.

The Silent Bat

The play was adapted into three comedy mystery films, all of which are now in the public domain. The first was a silent film in 1926 by director and writer Roland West. It was considered lost for decades until resurfacing in the 1980s and being restored.

I enjoyed the old silent movie, with Louise Fazenda looking great as the comic relief character of maid Lizzie Allen, playing well against Emily Fitzroy’s Miss Cornelia. The ridiculous huge ears on The Bat’s costume were also rather comical.

Director West and cinematographer Arthur Edeson had a flair for dramatic visuals, clearly influenced by German Expressionism. Notably, this was the first film for Gregg Toland, the cinematic genius of Citizen Kane, who was a camera assistant and uncredited second director of photography.

Bob Kane admitted that this film was a visual influence on his Batman comics. Lo and behold, in the silent version we get an obvious inspiration for the Bat Signal, although in this case the image is absurdly explained away as a miller moth stuck on a car’s headlight. However, I will add that Bill Finger was the ghostwriter for Kane, and it was Finger who was responsible for most of the defining elements of the Batman mythos, including the cowl, color scheme, chest bat emblem, the Bruce Wayne alter ego, the origin story, Gotham City, Robin, Commissioner Gordon, the Batmobile and the Batcave, and most of the iconic villains.

The origin of the Bat Signal?
The Bat Signal’s origin?

The 1926 film introduces too many characters, trying to hide the identity of The Bat. His own attempt to hide his identity was rather hideous, even with its silly ears, as testified to by the overacting of Jewel Carmen, Roland West’s wife, in what would be her final appearance in films.

I couldn’t keep up with all of the characters, given the lack of voices to help distinguish them and my being distracted by the weirdly enormous scale of many of the mansion’s rooms. A disturbing minor aspect of the film is the ridiculous facial makeup applied to Sojin Kamiyama as Billy the Butler, casually described as a “Jap” by Miss Cornelia.

Rinehart’s When a Man Marries also featured a “Jap” butler whose apparent smallpox leads to the quarantine, with the characters comedically caring very little about his welfare. The casual racism isn’t as awful as Christie’s finest book’s original title being Ten Little N******, which was later retitled And Then There Were None, but it does mar the work.

Newspaper article about attack on Rinehart

Interestingly, the phrase “the butler did it” originated from Rinehart’s 1930 novel The Door, a lingering pop culture memento of her former influence and popularity. Oddly enough, in 1947, a household employee of Rinehart’s, her Filipino chef for a quarter-century, tried to do it…to her.

In a drunken rage about not being hired as a butler, he attacked the 70-year-old novelist at her summer home in Maine, aiming a handgun at her and pulling the trigger, only for it to jam. She ran into a pantry to call for help with a telephone. He followed her, where he grabbed knives to stab her, but he was overpowered by Rinehart’s chauffeur, whose hand was slashed. The chef committed suicide in jail that night, having crafted a noose from his own clothing. No doubt Rinehart was shocked to become part of a real-life thriller.

The Bat Whispers

Roland West remade his 1926 silent film in 1930 with sound as The Bat Whispers, releasing it in both Academy ratio and widescreen prints, having shot it on both standard film as well as the early Magnifilm 2:1 ratio widescreen process using five-perforation exposures on 65 mm film, decades before Hollywood embraced widescreen formats to offer an alternative to television.

This film was also considered lost, but nitrate prints were rediscovered in 1987 in Mary Pickford’s film archives. As you might know, Pickford had been one of the founders of the United Artists film studio alongside Charlie Chaplin, Douglas Fairbanks, and D.W. Griffith.

The 1930 film shares many setups and compositions with the earlier silent one, but the acting is generally atrocious. Grayce Hampton as Miss Cornelia is too sharp and insulting of the comedic maid character, appallingly overacted by Maude Eburne. The male actors are amateurish and stilted, although at least they are more natural than Tullio Carminati’s rigor mortis portrayal of Detective Moletti in the 1926 silent version, which had reminded me of Alfred Abel in Fritz Lang’s Metropolis…and that is not a compliment. Despite Carminati’s shortcomings, this is definitely a case of the silent predecessor being superior to its sound remake.

There are a few innovative shots in The Bat Whispers, but the terrible acting makes it almost unwatchable. As for film director Roland West, his career was overshadowed by the death in 1935 of his mistress, actress Thelma Todd. Todd was found dead in her car in the garage of West’s estranged wife, killed by carbon monoxide from the car’s exhaust. West rarely worked after that and his divorce in 1938, withdrawing into virtual seclusion, although he did marry actress Lola Lane in 1946. He had a stroke and nervous breakdown in the early 1950s and died in 1952 at age 67.

The Bat Returns

Another film adaptation in 1959 featured Vincent Price and Agnes Moorehead. Moorehead is now best known for her portrayal of Endora in the Bewitched television series from 1964 to 1972. I remember her as Charles Foster Kane’s mother in Citizen Kane, and she received four Oscar nominations for Best Supporting Actress over her career. The Bat is one of only two films in which she starred as the lead. Moorehead does well in the film, despite some flaws in the script and plot, and she has some fun scenes with Lenita Lane’s comic role as her maid.

Agnes Moorehead and Lenita Lane in The Bat
Agnes Moorehead and Lenita Lane have some fun in The Bat

Price is his usual reliable self, and he looked forward to doing the film since the stage play had frightened him as a child. However, he was disappointed by the film’s weak script, and his other 1959 roles in House on Haunted Hill and The Tingler had far more staying power.

Vincent Price and Gavin Gordon in The Bat
The reliable Vincent Price is actually outperformed in The Bat by Gavin Gordon, who usually played small roles

Interestingly, Gavin Gordon stood out for me in his portrayal of a police lieutenant. Gordon’s career was filled with small and sometimes uncredited roles, but he had a distinctive voice, and for me he was often the most interesting actor in various scenes in The Bat.

The movie was quite low-budget, and it shows with a laughable model of a mansion and some cheap sets, and its wild plot is filled with misleading red herrings. However, I’ll credit director Crane Wilbur and cinematographer Joseph F. Biroc for some classic spooky shots. The throat-slashing claws of The Bat actually come across as rather menacing. However, I was disappointed that the script made Miss Cornelia less capable and intelligent than she had been in the 1926 silent version.

The film played in 1959 in a double feature with Hammer’s The Mummy starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. That would have made for a fun night at a drive-in. The Bat was only 80 minutes long, while The Mummy ran for 88. Films from 1931 to 1963 required a renewal to retain their copyright after 28 years, and The Bat wasn’t renewed, and thus it is now also public domain.

Rinehart Recommendations

The After House book cover
Yep, an axe murderer

I wouldn’t recommend reading The Circular Staircase, and I have no intention of reading The Bat having endured three film adaptations of it.

My favorite Rinehart mystery thus far has been The Window at the White Cat, which was lively, witty, and quite fun. I also enjoyed The After House, a suspenseful tale set on a private yacht in the early 1910s with an axe murderer.

I still prefer the writings of Christie, Pargeter, Penny, and Stewart, but sometimes Rinehart’s dated charms retain their magic. I think my next outing with her might be the first of her Letitia Carberry books, but I’ll enjoy some offerings from other mystery authors first.

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