Roses, the Titanic, and Hercules

Hercules Glades Wilderness (click image for slideshow)

I was dreaming in Lebanon, Missouri when thunder and rain awoke me, confirming that my plan to hike at Lake of the Ozarks was ill-timed. The updated forecast had told me I was in trouble, so I had already booked a ticket aboard the Titanic museum in Branson for the afternoon and planned to visit the Springfield Art Museum in the morning.

I waffled out of the continental breakfast at the Super 8 and drove to what was once the Country Kitchen but has been renamed the Elm Street Cafe. The hot breakfast was welcome amidst the rain and I overheard a nearby couple remarking on my iPad 2, which I was using to read the digital edition of the Tulsa World. But their discussion brought out that they’d already seen a unit, so I did not offer to let them play with it.

I drove an hour southeast to Springfield, arriving about 15 minutes before the Art Museum would open. It is on the edge of Phelps Grove, a park which was once the home of Missouri governor John Phelps and at one time sported a lake and zoo. The primary features today are a pavilion and small rose garden. I wandered amidst flowers which had passed their peak, shooting red roses, a crying rose, an iris or two, a reminder of clematis, and a final red and white rose.

It was a good thing I took plenty of flower pictures to remember my visit, because the art museum did not allow cameras and there was frankly little art there I would wish to remember. The main exhibit of Philip Pearlstein’s scrawny nudes did not appeal to me, although he has at least some work I like. But I did enjoy many of the watercolors on display and sale, particularly Rachel Collins’ Horn in F II.

I had time to kill, so I drove over to L.E. Meador Park at Battlefield Mall to sit and read until the mall opened. The park is named for Dr. Lewis Elbern Meador, my third cousin twice removed, who wrote most of Missouri’s 1947 state constitution and helped end the Pendergast machine’s control of the state judiciary. He was the head of political science at Drury University and was instrumental in establishing the Wilson’s Creek National Battlefield.

Once the mall opened I went into J.C. Penney to update my school wardrobe, coming out with eight new pairs of slacks, four shirts, and two belts, none of which I’ll get to wear until August. I had lunch at the nearby Applebee’s and then drove south to Branson. To ensure I’d arrive at the designated departure time for the Titanic, and departure would have a double meaning for me later, I deliberately drove down the congested strip, passing the fun waxworks where Kong was fighting a biplane and found the Titanic plowing through the ocean and scraping the iceberg.

The museum was interesting, although I’ve been fascinated by the ship since childhood so I learned little that was new to me. It was fun to ascend the grand stairway and I enjoyed the large models of the ship, including the one of the wreck used in Cameron’s movie. I saw far more objects from the wreck itself at an exhibit in Oklahoma City some years back. I was assigned the role of Oscar Scott Woody, who was a mail clerk who departed this world in the accident on his birthday at 44 years of age. I’m 44 myself, so I felt for poor Oscar.

The sun was bright and hot and the forecast for the area said the chance for rain was now quite reduced. So I searched my Hiking Missouri book for a nearby trail and drove an hour east to the Hercules Glades Wilderness. It is the second largest in the state and preserves the occasional open grassland, forested knobs, steep rocky hillsides, limestone outcroppings, narrow drainage maze, and hollows that once characterized this part of the Ozarks before the big lakes were constructed.

Parking at the fire tower, a duplicate of the ones at Sugar Camp and elsewhere, I changed into a wicking shirt and light trail pants and doused myself with Cutter. There was a line of cars and some horse trailers at the camp, so I figured I’d see some other hikers and perhaps some trail riders out on the trail. Sadly, the fire towers are no longer maintained. When visiting the Piney Creek Wilderness last October I had to walk up a flight of stair supports to gain access and here they had surrounded the tower with a high fence topped by razor wire. So I could not get the promised great view of the surrounding wilderness.

I headed out on a trail and soon several riders passed, who commented on how maps seemed useless in the wilderness without a compass, and then I came upon a couple who asked about the trail. I confessed I was new to it as well, but shared my trail map and, having spied them taking photos of one another as I approached, pleased them with the offer of taking their photo. We decided what trail we might be on and then I marched ahead, propelled by my trekking poles. The trail offered plenty of shade from the hot afternoon and I quickly reached the first junction. I realized we were on a different trail than we’d thought, so I lingered and when the couple I met earlier arrived I showed them the path they should take for the shortest loop of 4.5 miles. They posed for another picture at the junction and we parted. I was opting to hike on toward Pilot Knob for a longer loop of 6.8 miles.

The trail had been wide and rocky but now narrowed, occasionally broadening out into one of the eponymous glades, where butterflies dined on white flowers. Some glades provided glimpses of the nearby ridges. I turned at the next junction toward Long Creek, which flows from the tower area clear across the wilderness. The creek was swollen and running well. It had scooped out a limestone bank and there was heavily eroded limestone at the ford. I admired the small waterfall and I made a movie of the water tumbling across the rocky limestone creek bed and took a close-up of the flow.

That first ford was the highlight of the hike, but I would ford the creek several times on my return to the trailhead. While my new waterproof boots served me well traipsing about the first ford, a couple of later ones had no rocks sticking up out of the high flow and I had to drown my boots and socks. Thankfully the water was far warmer than the 28 degree Fahrenheit ocean when the Titanic sank in the frigid North Atlantic.

Later fords had limestone outcrops and more small falls which provided a picturesque break from the forest as the trail paralleled the creek before heading uphill towards the fire tower. I snapped a millipede in motion and myself and a daisy at rest and arrived back at the camp for a much-needed clean up and change of clothes. I stopped at Prima’s in Ozarka for some fajitas and arrived back at home just before midnight with two days left in Memorial Day weekend for a visit to the lake with friends.

Click here for a slideshow from this day hike

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Hot Dreams

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I planned my latest hiking trip using a 7-day forecast instead of the 3-day one I should rely upon, and Mother Nature spun the wheel and ruined it with a day of rain and storms. So I found myself in the Super 8 at Lebanon, MO last night booking a ticket for an afternoon indoor adventure in Branson and a plan to see the art museum in Springfield in the morning.

I often have vivid dreams which play out like a movie which needs a script doctor. Last night, after finally drifting off, I had a hot dream. No, not that kind of heat.

A foundry was running a smelting process. An impurity in the ore caused a hot spot which burned through the chamber and a hot corrosive slug struck a puddle of spilled chemicals. An explosion ripped through the area and a young female worker was severely burned.

Massive swelling disguised the full nature of her injuries until, as the flesh slowly healed and receded, a horrifying reminder of the accident was found to have imprinted across her forehead and cheek: the name of the foundry seared into her face, presumably by a hot marker plate she had fallen down upon.

Dream logic being flawed, the words read clearly across her visage, when it should have been a reversed image. I noticed the flaw during my dream and the scene shifted to a lab where six samples of something glowed brightly from within finger-sized glass tubes. Researchers had arrayed them across a table with six different colors of flame used to illuminate them: open gas jets with small stained glass lenses which were fitted between the flames and the samples.

A blue light revealed, unseen by the scientists, a tiny flaw in one sample tube, which meant they were in grave danger. Time ticked by and I kept hoping someone would glance down and notice the flaw, but alas they did not and suddenly the tube opened at one end and rocketed off the table into one fellow’s forehead, forming a glistening silver third eye.

Later he was found wandering about the rubble of the foundry, babbling incoherently about how he saw the words were the wrong way and he knew why. Someone finally realized he was talking about the injured woman and brought him to her.

His third eye opened and the woman, staring into the Eye of Truth, revealed…

Thunder roared above the Super 8 and I awoke, never to hear her secret.

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The Light Fantastic

I always loved this clip from PBS of Nobel prize-winning physicist Richard Feynman talking about light.

If you ever want a fun read about an incredibly clever and mischievous fellow, pick up Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman.

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Bushwhacks Along the Bugle Trail

Bluffs Below the Bugle Trail (click image for a slideshow)

On a cool Sunday afternoon in May with partly cloudy skies I set out to hike once again the Bugle Trail at Osage Hills State Park. I parked by the park swimming pool and soon dove down off trail to Sand Creek below the waterfalls to enjoy the greenery from recent spring rains. The steep bluffs across the creek here mark the southern boundary of the park and I scampered alongside the creek past a large fallen tree to reach the triple falls. The creek was flowing well, water cascading across most of the breadth of the jagged upper falls.

Spiderwort was blooming as I climbed toward the group camp. Soon I was on the bluffs near the group camp and spied a social trail I’d spied before along their base. For the first time in my many trips along this trail I decided to access that bushwhack and found it quite photogenic. The trail led quite a ways along the base of the bluff, past rock nicely eroded with some visible bedding planes.

I found a new sign along the cabin trail indicating the path and old stone stairway to the ball field and traipsed across the field over to the high bluffs farther upstream. Here I spotted the diving tree below the bluffs and decided, for the first time in years of visits, to find the bushwhack down to it. It ran along a dark bluff to the tree where someone long ago nailed boards for illicit dives into the creek.

Climbing back up I admired the eroded stone, shot some more spiderwort, and then spotted a woman sitting at the far end of the bluffs, contemplating the view. Careful not to disturb her, I retreated back to the Bugle Trail and made my way past the observation tower up to the CCC camp, where I took a shot of the park water tower against the sky.

Dramatic clouds hung above Lookout Lake. Crossing the dam, I found the spillway fairly dry and clambered down through it for a panoramic view of the beautifully broken bluff there from a different angle than my usual shot of it. I passed the turnoff for the bicycle trails, which also sported a new sign. Along the trail back to the car I passed oxeye daisies and tickseed with close and separated petals, using my iPhone’s 8mm app to capture myself trekking along.

I read Kafka’s The Trial this past week, prompted by my affection for the 1962 film of it by Orson Welles. Today’s lovely five-mile walk through Osage Hills was quite a contrast to the oppressive gloom of that short novel, reminding me of Chapter XVIII: A Flood of Sunshine in The Scarlet Letter when Hester flings her stigmatic symbol away and the sun bursts through the forest gloom to illuminate her and poor Dimmesdale in an all-too-brief moment of hope before fate tightens its grasp upon them both. My nature walks are similarly a welcome contrast to work days spent in concrete cells under a fluorescent sky. No wonder I regard Oscar Wilde’s finest lines as the ones he wrote in the gloom of Reading Gaol, anticipating the healing freedom of Nature upon his release:

Society, as we have constituted it, will have no place for me, has none to offer; but Nature, whose sweet rains fall on unjust and just alike, will have clefts in the rocks where I may hide, and secret valleys in whose silence I may weep undisturbed. She will hang the night with stars so that I may walk abroad in the darkness without stumbling, and send the wind over my footprints so that none may track me to my hurt: she will cleanse me in great waters, and with bitter herbs make me whole.

Click here for a slideshow from this day hike

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Tracking Me Down

The press has been going on about how smart phones effectively transmit your movements when they upload information on cell tower locations, etc. Duh, that’s what happens with a smart phone.

Far more interesting to me is that the controversy led someone to write nphonetrack for Windows computers and iPhone Track for Macs, which can extract the cell tower database from your iPhone’s backup file in iTunes. I keep my iTunes backup file encrypted, so I had to remove that before the nphonetrack utility could generate a map for me in Google Earth. And now I’ve updated my iPhone’s operating system and that means this location cache will be restricted in size, no longer backed up on the computer, and cleared out whenever I turn off location services on the iPhone. So this may be the last time I’ll see something like this:

My iPhone Track (click to enlarge)

I find this fascinating. You can see the tracks from my trip to Pagosa Springs, Colorado last summer. And I’ve managed to smother with cell tower pickups all but the northwest quadrant of Oklahoma, along with big chunks of Kansas, Missouri, and Arkansas.

I’m not all that bothered by tracking. In fact, I run Google Latitude when I’m on a solo trip so that my parents and a few close friends can actively monitor my position if they wish. And my posts on Facebook and my blog make it fairly clear when and where I am on my regular hiking expeditions. But if I ever want to disappear, I’ll certainly need to turn off my phone’s location services!

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