American

My November 2012 Song of the Month

American by Lana del Rey

American by Lana del Rey

I waited until the very last day of November to finalize my selection for the song of the month, although I was pretty certain I’d be picking something from Lana del Rey’s new Paradise release. I’ve been eagerly awaiting it since I discovered Born to Die last April and made the title track my song of that month. I’m entranced by how her songs interlace world-weary sadness and a used-up street-worn sensibility with cheeky youth.

If it weren’t for the choice of a different body part instead of “lips” to kick off Cola, I’d pick that song as my favorite. But Lana (and her management) made the choice to be explicit for the publicity, no doubt. I’m too much of a schoolteacher to want to hear some words in songs when others do just as well…and leave more to the imagination. Witness how I like the bowdlerized Forget You from Cee-Lo Green over the original version and wince any time Aimee Mann drops a cuss word into one of her songs. If Wal-Mart or another market force convinced Lana to release a “lips” version of Cola, I’d buy it in an instant in preference over the kitty cat version.

So my choice from the new album is Americanwhich reminds me of the album version of National Anthem, another favorite from the Born to Die album. I especially like how she borrows one of the best lines from Tom Petty’s Mary Jane’s Last Dance.

But I have a feeling over time Cola will rack up more plays in my iTunes library, explicit or not.

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Play house, put my favorite record on
Get down, get your crystal method on

You were like tall, tan, driving ‘round the city
flirtin’ with the girls like you’re so pretty

Springsteen is the King don’t ya think
I was like ‘hell yeah that guy can sing’
like ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

You make me crazy, you make me wild
Just like a baby, spin me round like a child
Your skin so gold and brown
Be Young Be Dope Be Proud
Like an American

Drive fast, I can almost taste it now
L.A, I don’t even have to fake it now

You were like so sick, everybody said it
You were way ahead of the trend, get get it

Elvis is the best, hell yes
Honey put on that party dress
like ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

You make me crazy, you make me wild
Just like a baby, spin me round like a child
Your skin so gold and brown
Be Young Be Dope Be Proud
Like an American

Everybody wants to go fast
But they can’t compare

I don’t really want the rest
Only you can take me there

I don’t even know what I’m saying
But I’m praying for you

You make me crazy, you make me wild
Just like a baby, spin me round like a child
Your skin so gold and brown
Be Young Be Dope Be Proud
Like an American

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Ready Player One

November 25, 2012

This was a GREAT audiobook!

I like to listen to podcasts, lectures, and audiobooks as I hike. My two hikes on Thanksgiving Break 2012 were accompanied by a fantastic audiobook of Ready Player One by Ernest Cline. I’ve heard about this book, often described as a “nerdgasm”, repeatedly on technology podcasts and online articles. It blends the Willy Wonka plot device from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with the virtual reality of Snow Crash and mixes in heaping helpings of 1980s nerd culture. Sounds scrumptious, except that I’ve never been much of a video game player and the plot revolves around them.

But there have been repeated rave reviews and I succumbed when I saw the audiobook was narrated by actor and author Wil Wheaton. His irreverent nerd humor blossomed after his early years as the cute protagonist of Stand By Me and annoyingly written Ensign Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Wil has earned much “cred” with me from his enjoyable books Just a Geek: Unflinchingly honest tales of the search for life, love, and fulfillment beyond the Starship Enterprise along with Memories of the Future – Volume 1, the latter being a hilarious send-up of the first half of the first season of The Next Generation. (Hey Wil, we want more!) I’ve also enjoyed Wil’s brief stint co-hosting a slick technology webcast and his fun appearances on The Guild, the hilariously nerdy independent sitcom web series about a group of online gamers, which stars Felicia Day.

Yes, I’m hyperlinking in this article like crazy, because that was what listening to Wil’s splendid rendition of Ready Player One was like for me; time and again the plot drew upon nerdy experiences from my youth, popping out in my mind with hyperlinks to memories from my junior high years into college.

The author, Ernest Cline, embedded his own favorite nerdy experiences into the plot, and many of them match up well to my own:

This book gave me a nerdgasm

For me the story was a sweet nostalgic romp with a fast-paced storyline and several characters one could relate to and care about, even though they were virtual avatars most of the time. However, the two Japanese characters were clichés, and perhaps that is part of the humor: Wheaton’s portrayal of them is straight but his accent is tongue-in-cheek. In fact, Wheaton’s narration was a major contributor to my enjoyment of the book, especially when he would alter his voice to briefly imitate an old computer game. His enthusiastic and youthful reading of the dialogue is spot-on for the characters driving the plot.

Oz, or the OASIS, awaits

The book has a dark opening, in stark contrast to the virtual fun which abounds when the protagonist is online. Here’s an excerpt courtesy of NPR, but don’t worry, the whole book isn’t angry gloom and doom; Mr. Cline is just setting up a contrast for the fun that will follow. Think of the excerpt as the black-and-white Kansas you need for Oz to really pop when Dorothy opens the door…or, in Ready Player One, when Wade dons his haptic outfit to enter the OASIS online universe.

Cline is having too much fun to preach for very long about the dangers of our current pathways of global warming, class division, and online escapism; and thankfully he avoids providing any pat answers to the dilemma of the real world in his story – only the online simulation has a built-in deus ex machina, although one character is close to being one in the novel’s real world to set up the climax.

It took Cline years to write Ready Player One, so I won’t hope for another novel from him soon. But I hope he will someday tap into those reservoirs of nerdiness with another rollicking adventure.

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On the Trails at Turner Falls

November 23, 2012

Turner Falls (click image for slideshow)

On Black Friday 2012, the big shopping day in the United States, I did not stroll at the malls but hiked the falls, driving 90 minutes south of my parents’ home in Oklahoma City to visit Turner Falls. I was last here in June 2011, although I did not enter the crowded park on that summer day, instead gazing at it from the overlook on old twisting Highway 77. The old park is swarming on hot summer days with folks cooling off along Honey Creek, but there were few visitors on Black Friday, which was to my liking.

I paid the out-of-season $4 fee, plus tax since the City of Davis owns the park, to enter and parked at the end of the main lot nearest the falls next to a pickup, the only other vehicle in the lot at that hour. Gusts of wind carried off my brochure map, but instead of consulting the version I’d already saved in my Dropbox, I planned my route by consulting the snapshot I’d taken of the handpainted map near the parking area.

Collings Castle

Old stone homes lined the steep hillside beside the walk toward the falls, including the abandoned and roofless WyldAcre from 1922. I ascended its winding flight of steps for the view through its main window of Honey Creek passing below, and then climbed to a small building higher up the slope.

WyldAcre View

Farther along I climbed up to Collings Castle, the oddball vacation home built for OU College of Education dean Ellsworth Collings in the 1930s. The very low ceilings and doorways leading to extremely steep and narrow spiral stairways make it a favorite for curious children, although the castle is sadly neglected and the large rose rocks were long ago pilfered from one of the living room fireplaces. I ascended to the crenellated tower for a view of the angled bluff above Honey Creek, adorned by the Highway 77 overlook.

Then I climbed the long flight of steps uphill to the old stable, which later became a garage, passing through it to follow the old walled road up to the hilltop. All of this was quite familiar in my memory from camping here thirty-odd years ago with my friend Jeff Silver, with my memory freshened by rare visits over the decades.

Cliffs and Caves

Up top I could see the 77′ waterfalls and two fishermen wading in the falls pool. The falls were haloed with autumn colors, so gorgeous it seemed unreal, somewhat like a kitsch painting by Thomas Kinkade. I noted a beautiful picnic area up top, deciding that would be where I must lunch later in the day, with the nearby trees offering some shelter from the chilling wind.

Turner Falls is gorgeous in autumn

Outlaw Cave

Upstream from the main falls is Bridal Veil Falls, but the drought has clobbered them. However, the cliffs were beautifully illuminated by the morning sun. I found the lower outlet of Outlaw Cave – I could have squeezed through that low gap, but I knew I’d be much happier climbing up to the upper entrance, which is like a tunnel into the ground. It was nice to have the cave to myself for once, able to peek out the window at the falls below and pose for a self-portrait. The cave graffiti proclaimed the romances of youth.

Back outside, I bushwhacked down the hillside to some more falls for a closer look at the rivulet and the craggy cliff. I sat in one large cleft to shoot the view from within, noting how a slight shift in position to bring the edge of the sun into view altered the lighting. Then I climbed back up the cliffside to find the small natural arch. A family at the overlook was pondering my exploits across the rocks.

The tilted bedding planes along here were more like rows of jagged teeth than tombstones. I strode past the yawning maw of a rock monster and passed Wagon Wheel Cave, which I shot from below. A man was exploring the hollows beneath the fall’s flow deposits, and the fishermen were still fly casting as I composed a classic shot of the falls named after Mazeppa Thomas Turner.

Bushwhacking Off the Crystal Cave Trail

Next I decided to take the Crystal Cave Trail off south of the falls, which led me to some extensive bushwhacking. The park doesn’t bother to indicate where this cave is located; evidently it is high up on a bluff, and I spotted a hole on the cliffside. I climbed the tilted bedding planes up to it, only to discover it was a tiny cousin of the real thing. I managed to crawl in, but my feet stuck out of the end as I relaxed in my hermit hidey hole.

Rather than clamber about the bluff searching for the cave, I descended and followed the main trail to where it ended at a pockmarked junction of two dry creeks, preceded by a leafy pool and a huge tangle of tree roots. I decided to bushwhack up the hillside, seeking the nearby peak where I’d seen cell phone towers and a fire tower. I crashed through tree branchlets until I found a dry creek bed I could ascend up the hillside until I reached a barbed wire fence around the tower zone.

View from Tower Hill

I had a panoramic view to the east of trucks and cars streaming along I-35 and the side of a large quarry cut into the root of the ancient Arbuckle Mountains. I made my back down to the creek bed, following it as it curved around the side of a hill. Suddenly I encountered a tall, strapping young fellow who asked me if I knew a way out of there, saying he had followed telephone poles down from the towers, but they’d led to a dropoff and he’d wormed his way down to the creek, now unsure of his orientation. I impressed him with the tracking map I’d been making with my MotionX GPS app on my iPhone (another gift from long-time tech entrepreneur Philippe Kahn), directing him to continue along the creek and then turn right at the junction. He gratefully strode on downstream as I continued upstream until I reached a fence strung across the creek.

Turning back, I encountered the fellow again at the pockmark junction, nestled in a hollow and sharpening a knife. We exchanged pleasantries and I climbed the steep slope to negotiate around the pool dropoff. Looking back, I saw my fellow bushwhacker striding across the dropoff behind me. He was a sweetheart, ducking back out of view to clear the shot, but I actually wanted him there to give the shot a sense of scale. I ascended a side trail to the top of the hillside, locating the telephone wires he had been following earlier. Descending a different route, I spotted him strolling into the park past tourists who clearly were not our sort of bushwhackers.

It was lunch time and I’d been hiking and bushwhacking with only my mini-pack. I picked up my main pack from the car and ascended to the picnic area above Collings Castle for a pleasant snack, ready to hike the Mountain Trail loop around the upper campground.

Mountain Trail Loop

Mountain Trail

I found another handpainted sign for the Butterfly Campground and its perimeter Mountain Trail. This gravel trail was wide enough for a motorized utility cart and, sure enough, a couple of teenage workers passed by in one. Wooden bridges along the way were its most picturesque elements, in contrast to when it broke out of the taller trees into scrub. The trail ended in a bulldozed zone; later I discovered I could have ventured into that area to find the north entrance to the Fire Break Trail, but I walked the best parts of that trail later from its south end as it wound through the tree cover.

I reached Honey Creek and followed it back toward the falls, passing several low dams which created long leafstrewn pools. I passed a rope swing and then climbed the hillside for a view of the creek below, then followed a trail back to the creekside with its aquatic plants and sunlit trees.

Honey Creek

Rather than follow the creek to the falls, where I’d need to scramble back up the cliffs, I forded the creek and bushwhacked up and over the hillside to Crystal Cave Trail. I never did see Crystal Cave, but I wasn’t disappointed, since I’d seen so much beauty along my 7.5 mile hike on this Black Friday.

I ended back at the falls, volunteering to photograph one family whose members had coalesced from Indiana, Massachusetts, and elsewhere to gather at Oklahoma’s most scenic waterfall.

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Falling Bodies at Robbers Cave

November 21, 2012

Falling body site (click image for slideshow)

The five-day Thanksgiving Break afforded me the opportunity to go on a couple of day hikes, including one too far for a single-day trip from Bartlesville. The break began on Wednesday, November 21 and I opted to drive three hours south to Robbers Cave State Park for a day hike, knowing that from there I could drive three hours northwest to Oklahoma City to spend Thanksgiving with my folks.

I awoke early so the sun was still rising in the east as I approached Tulsa, and I stopped in at a McDonald’s in Broken Arrow for a sausage and egg McMuffin with some Cinnamelts – it’s a good thing I would be hiking almost nine miles this day to help work off those treats.

I pulled into the state park and parked by the Lake Carlton dam around 10:30 a.m. I walked south to get a shot of the reflections of the surrounding forest, which a bench invited me to sit and enjoy. The water-level long curve of the dam’s top always reminds me of an infinity-edge pool.

A family drove up and a young boy immediately scrambled down the steep slope below the dam, with the other family members lagging behind. I opted to walk along the roadside downstream to find a less steep spot for my own descent. Then I bushwhacked back up the creek to where I could intersect the Mountain Trail near the dam, walking westward along the south shore of Lake Carlton.

I shot a panorama from there of the still water and then followed the leafy trail around to where it began its steep ascent up the bluff to the top for an eastward view across the lake. I sat for a self-portrait on the cliff edge and then followed the trail over to Lake Wayne Wallace, taking a shot of its far shallow end as I passed by.

On the edge

The stream fords towards Rough Canyon were completely dry from the drought, but there were pools of water in Rough Canyon itself. This was where I performed my first falling body experiment of the day. I’d left my trekking poles behind on this long warm walk and paid the price when bushwhacking in the aptly named canyon. I tripped on a large stone covered by leaves and fell headfirst. I escaped with a small scrape on my left forearm and a tiny bleeding wound on my left thumb; my dignity remained intact, since the only fellow I’d seen on the trail was far to the south, heading the other way.

Rough Canyon

Hours had passed, with me enjoying my usual QuikTrip turkey sandwich along the way. I didn’t want to walk all of the way over to the cave area, so I turned off on the Yellow Bridle Trail, following it to the stable. I followed the road along the other side of Lake Wayne Wallace, admiring the remains of autumn gracing the hillside. I found bright berries at the lakeshore campsites and shot the view from the Glenn Bridge before heading across the long high earthen dam toward the high bluff lookout.

I’ve clambered up the slope many times for the great views up top, but this time I accidentally conducted another falling body experiment up there. I used my GorillaPod flexible tripod to secure my Canon SX260 HS superzoom camera to a tree so I could shoot a timed self-portrait. But as I walked toward the cliff edge to strike my pose, I saw a movement out of the corner of my eye. I turned and no doubt my eyes widened and mouth dropped open as I saw the tripod break in two, sending my camera tumbling to the ground. There it bounced in a perfect parabolic arc (naturally, said the physics teacher) and was projected right off the edge of the cliff!

I can tell I’m growing mellower with age, since instead of cursing, I only muttered, “Oh, dear.” I blinked and edged over to the cliff edge to see if I could spot the camera on any ledges below me. It was gone, and I envisioned a shattered camera body awaited me below. I figured I would have to extract the memory card as part of the unit’s final rites.

My camera tumbled off this cliff

I decided to document the experience and share it on Facebook, posting a shot of the cliff edge I took with my iPhone 5, a caption noting how my camera had taken a tumble. I then sat on the cliff and enjoyed the view for a bit before venturing down to hunt for the Canon camera.

I didn’t find it on the scree below the cliff, so I widened my search and spotted the camera, lying face up with its lens retracted, dozens of feet from the cliff base. I was surprised to find it intact and working just fine. Recently I’d shown my students a video clip on how a fellow survived falling from a smokestack because he had struck rubble, which absorbed some of the kinetic energy and distributed the forces more evenly across his body; here was an example of the same beneficial effects.

The damage consisted of minor scuffs on the edges of the body and nicks and dings on the retracting barrel. Those dings are a reminder of why I carry a pocket superzoom rather than a fancy digital SLR camera; I doubt I would have been as calm, and the results as painless, if I’d sent a fancier camera off the cliff.

I trudged back to Lake Carlton along the park road, completing a 8.22 mile loop with a burst of autumn leaves by the lake shore. With a couple of hours of daylight left, I decided to drive over to the cave area for some shots, adding another 0.63 miles of walking and climbing to my day.

The familiar huge rock at the front of the formation greeted me and I slithered between the rocks on the old CCC trail, climbing and shimmying up to a lovely scene near the Stone Corral, where the late afternoon sun was backlighting one of the trees. Up top the scene was equally lovely, with the trees framing a vista of the Sans Bois Mountains. Two black vultures alighted on a tree, surveying the area.

I followed the wide slope of tilted rock to Robbers Cave itself, the sun silhouetting me at the entrance. Back out on the rock slopes, the panoramic view was a rewarding end to my hiking day.

Robbers Cave

As usual after a visit to Robbers Cave, I had dinner at Patron Mexican Grill in McAlester, enjoying the thick handmade tortillas, before driving to my childhood home for Thanksgiving. I’d spend Thanksgiving Day feasting on Mother’s cooking and catching up with the folks before heading out on Black Friday…not to shop, but to hike.

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Seeking a Sunset

November 17, 2012

I wanted to hike today, spending more time walking than driving. So after lunch I ventured north to Elk City Lake for another hike on the Table Mound Trail, timing my hike so I could see the sunset at its conclusion.

On the Table Mound Trail (click image for slideshow)

The sun was at the wrong angle for the camera view southwest across the lake, but I did capture a shot of one of the trees projecting above the top bluff. In the distance I saw several small tents pitched near the playground by the dam, and later in the day I’d see the troop of kids marching along the road whom I presume they represented.

Descending the bluff, I took a shot of myself in one of the big cracks in the bluff. Most of the leaves have fallen, making the invasive cedars quite prominent, but I did get one shot of some lingering autumn color. I sat for a shot at the big overhang on the bluff and then bushwhacked down the bluff to what I suspect is an old roadway. I then clambered back up to the bluff and posed under the huge ledge supported by a single column of rock.

Deer

When the Table Mound Trail approached the Post Oak Trail, I deviated upward and then bushwhacked off the Post Oak Trail along a dim path leading to a rocky promontory. Then I bushwhacked eastward back to the Post Oak and left it at a large field by the road, spying a deer as I walked south along the top of the mound to see if I could look into the quarry. All I gleaned was a very old sign announcing a future past: the quarry it promised already came and went.

I followed the road all the way down to the camping area and then took the Table Mound Trail back north along the lake shore until I crossed the road and then bushwhacked my way back up to the promontory. I wasn’t satisfied with the view and was concerned that they might lock up the overlook drive, although I hadn’t seen a sign at the gate indicating hours.

I was wise to abandon that post, because just after I returned to the overlook a couple drove up and told me they were going to lock the gate, just in time to ruin any shots of the sunset. (Aargh.)

So I drove down the hill and pulled over so I could stand on a guard rail to capture the sunset. I got one decent shot of the rays crossing the water and used the Toy Camera filter on my Canon Powershot SX-260 as the basis for a vignette shot before the sun went behind a bank of clouds. Back at home I played around with both shots in Photoshop to get what I wanted.

My sunset

I closed with a full zoom shot of the crescent moon and then drove to downtown Independence, Kansas, through an immense smelly natural gas leak along the way. Downtown is dressed up for the holiday season and I enjoyed delicious baked meat ravioli at Brothers Railroad Inn.

I didn’t track my hike today, but I’d estimate I walked six miles. Hopefully good weather next week will allow me to go on some hikes over Thanksgiving Break.

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