How to spend my ripoff, er, refund

RefundHD DVD is dead, so my Toshiba HD DVD player now makes a good doorstop. I’ve enjoyed a few high-definition movies from Netflix with the player, but now Netflix is phasing out their few HD DVD discs. I want to take full advantage of my HD television, but in the end I’ve wasted $200 on the player and another $130 on the first season of remastered Star Trek: The Original Series discs. Some folks say to not bother with high-definition discs and instead rely upon downloaded movies, but their advice is flawed. Movie downloads lack the feature commentaries I adore and so-called high-definition movie downloads look little better than a standard DVD on my HDTV. Blu-ray discs from Netflix are the smart way to enjoy true high-definition movies and their features. So now I need to put good money after bad and buy a Blu-ray player (and, given my love of Trek, probably buy the Blu-ray version of that first season after it is released).

Playstation 3My income is limited, so I’ll have to spend some of my federal tax ripoff refund to buy a Blu-ray player. All of the pundits say I should buy a Sony Playstation 3. The problem with Blu-ray is that until recently it was not as advanced as HD DVD, lacking the picture-in-picture commentaries feature I’ve enjoyed on the Star Trek discs. So what they call “Profile 1.1” was recently released to add more interactivity. Old stand-alone Blu-ray players could not be updated with this feature, but Sony has updated their Playstation 3 with that capability. Now Sony claims it will add “BD Live/Profile 2.0” capability to the Playstation 3 in late 2008, allowing movie studios to upload fresh content to your player when you watch a disc.

The technology folks I trust at CNET say the Playstation 3 is a safe bet and point out that you get a game system as well as a Blu-ray player for your money. But Sony, in its typically stupid and arrogant way, uses only Bluetooth to control the Playstation 3. Its lack of standard infrared remote control for disc playback means it won’t work with my treasured Logitech Harmony remote unless I hook up a kludge. And I’ve never had much interest in video games: Ms. Pac-Man is about my limit for arcade play and I tired of Myst-style and SimCity-style gaming long ago. The kicker is that the cheapest Playstation 3 costs much more than I already spent on my HD DVD player and discs, combined.

Star Trek RemasteredSo maybe I’ll save my refund money for awhile and buy a stand-alone Blu-ray Profile 2.0 player in late 2008. But that is a long time to be without high-definition movies and Sony could keep updating the Blu-ray specification in a scheme of planned obsolescence for stand-alone players. My personal tipping point will likely be when CBS Digital releases the remastered second and third seasons of Star Trek: The Original Series on Blu-ray. I doubt I’ll be able to hold off for long after that.

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Catnapped!

FluffySometimes you just have to play along. One of the very few sentimental objects I possess is my cat Fluffy, given to me by my students 19 years ago. As a new teacher searching for a way to spice up the many word problems we do, I started inserting a cat named Fluffy into my classroom examples. They quickly demanded that she regularly appear in notes and on tests. At the end of that exhausting year as a new teacher, the students gave me a “real” Fluffy for my classroom. I put our new class mascot high up on the intercom box in my old classroom where she’d be fairly safe. But then every year or two she would take an unexpected leave of absence for awhile…

Over the years students have:

  • sent me funny ransom notes
  • brought me all sorts of oddball snapshots of Fluffy about town, playing videogames, going on dates, etc.
  • made a Colorado ski adventure video with her
  • taken Fluffy to London (!)
  • made a ransom video with her being threatened with a gun (that one really bothered me)
  • re-enacted class examples on video with Fluffy and, thank goodness, a stunt double
  • left her in the jaws of the Bruin statue at the prom

They have a great time doing this, but I am always fearful that something dreadful will happen to her. So when we built a new science wing, I had a special glass cabinet put in at the back of the room where I could keep Fluffy on display but under lock and key. That way the students could enjoy my precious kitty but wouldn’t steal her away. Ha! Never underestimate a wily teenager. I’d get her out for a demo and someone would distract me while they snatched her. So now I usually leave her in the cabinet, but they just jimmy the cabinet door or the lock in various ways.

So this week I was only mildly surprised to find that Fluffy is gone again.  Lord only knows what Fluffy will be up to, but I’ll have to trust that my friend of 19 years will come safely back to me soon. Maybe I’ll finally convert that old ski video and post it on YouTube. Or scan a bunch of those crazy Fluffy snapshots from the past two decades and post them in a Flickr account. Might as well play along, right?

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Teenage Mindset

Teen TextThe mindset list from Beloit College shows how different the world is for my current students than it is for me. It shows what the world has always been like for them. In a similar vein here is a short list of things, in no particular order, that were invented during my lifetime – things I recall NOT existing:

  • microprocessors
  • portable calculators
  • personal computers
  • daisy wheel, ink jet, and laser printers
  • e-mail
  • the internet
  • cell phones
  • text messaging
  • CD, DVD, HD-DVD, and Blu-Ray discs
  • MP3s
  • digital cameras
  • barcodes
  • ATMs
  • smoke alarms
  • MRI scanners
  • in vitro fertilization
  • space shuttle
  • mammal cloning
  • Kevlar
  • post-it notes
  • roller blades
  • scanning tunneling microscopes
  • high-temperature superconductors
  • disposable contact lenses
  • Viagra
  • hybrid cars

ad nauseam

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Saving Face(book)

FacebookSince so many of my current and former students use Facebook, I maintain a presence there. But lately I’ve wondered if I should give up on it since I was being deluged with annoying automatic invites and updates from various Facebook applications. People were biting me, poking me, buying me drinks, and other sorts of things I’d rather do in person than online.

Thankfully Eric Cheng’s blog shows how to stop those annoying Facebook invites. Now I know how to block the annoying applications that don’t interest me yet keep pestering me to participate. I didn’t block all invites, since I don’t mind looking at a new one now and then. But I don’t want it to keep pestering me once I’ve rejected it, and now it won’t.

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Languages of the Dead

Marie Smith Jones
Last Thursday, outside the local Quiznos sandwich shop, radio tore my heart in two again. I was about to drive home with a belly full of French Dip goodness when I tuned in National Public Radio. Its brief elegy to Marie Smith Jones, the last fluent speaker of the Eyak language, arrested me with its beautiful reminder of human frailty.

Marie was, for the last 15 years of her life, the only person on Earth who still spoke Eyak. She worked tenaciously with Michael Krauss of the University of Alaska to preserve a remnant of her language – her culture – by compiling a dictionary and grammar of the dying tongue and publishing a book of Eyak stories.

The terrible lonely sound of Marie’s Eyak prayer fading away amidst the mournful Native American Theme of Brian Keane sent my thoughts flying. But they flew not to the Copper River, which is home to delicious salmon and which once held in its mouth the now-dead tongue of the Eyak. Instead I flew on waxen feathers to ancient Crete and the mystery of Linear A.

Linear A
One of the great linguistic achievements of the 20th century was that of Michael Ventris, who deciphered the Linear B script of ancient Crete. But the earlier Linear A has not yet found its translator, and may never be brought back to life. Trapped in its clay depressions are clues about the times of legendary King Minos, whose labyrinth was designed by the inventive Daedalus. One of the latter’s calamitous creations allowed the white bull to cuckold Minos and produce the horrible Minotaur. Another bore Daedalus’s son Icarus up to the sun only to have his wings melt away and send him plummeting to the sea.

But the clay is cold and hard and silent – like Marie, it no longer tells us tales.

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